“Say that again please?” I asked her on the bus.

After staring at each other for a good two minutes she had spoken quietly enough that  I missed whatever it is she said.

The 9 year old school girl with the white fluffy hair bow leaned in, inches away from my face and enunciated, slowly and clearly:

“TA GA-DAD HOON!”

Why yes, little girl, Thank you for the reminder.

I AM A FOREIGNER.

Goodness, I’m glad we got that cleared up. We almost had a case of mistaken identity on our hands.